The Visit from an Old Friend

One day he is going to stubble across your Instagram page and see that you are doing real well. You received that promotion. You just purchased that new car. He notices that you are smiling just like he remembers you used to do for him. Then he is going to find himself about a hundred and twenty five weeks in on your page and see that you are doing really good. He is going to try to hit you up and your number is going to be changed. He is going to try to email you and that is going to be changed too. Then he is going to show up at your old house but finds out that love doesn’t live there no more and a hater at your job is going to give him your new address and he is going to pop up there. You are going to answer the door. You are going to look at him and say “what are you doing here?” He is going to tell you “I’m here to get you back.” You are going to look him in the eye and say “It’s too late.” He is going to try to push the door open and you are going to have a pregnant stomach. When he looks at your stomach and sees your hand. He will notice that you have a ring on your finger. Your husband is going to call you from the other room. “Babe is everything alright?” You are going to respond “Yeah just an old friend.” Your husband isn’t even going to come out and bother with you because he trusts you. That is when you turn to your ex and say “It’s too late.”

6 Things That Everyone Needs To Understand To Be Happy

  1. Nobody is actually too busy to respond to you – If you’re not hearing back from someone, it’s because they have deliberately chosen not to answer you.
  2. Everyone has their own best interest at heart – Nobody’s going to stick up for you if you don’t stick up for yourself.
  3. You are never going to please everyone – You’re going to be criticized no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you love.
  4. You’re actions define you, not your thoughts – Your character is determined by what you do, not by what you think about.
  5. The world owes you nothing – You may be the coolest, kindest, smartest, but you’re still not entitled to absolutely nothing.
  6. Nobody is coming to save you from your life – If anyone is going to save your day, it’s going to be you.